My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run

Yes, now would you care for some shrimp gumbo?

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

yes

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

Well with less hair you will be more aerodynamic, so I would have to say yes!

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

I heard swimmers shave their bodies so they can swim faster. So I don't see why cutting your hair can't do the same. :)

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

I am sorry to hear that! LOL omg no u will not run faster unless he cut off 20 lbs of hair!

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

LMBO! I am sorry about your hair woes, but perhaps you CAN get some of Forrest's vibes and at least win some marathons! :)

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

you are f***** Hilarious!!!lol...i can't stop laughing....

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

Laughing OUT LOUD YO!

Run Forrest RUN!!

Ya gotta shave yer pubes too! Than ya can run even fasta!!

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

Not really. You will however develop a slow typing southern drawl.

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

yes

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

Much faster - you have less resistance now.

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

RUUUUUUUUUUUUN BOOOOOOOY, RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

lol

LMAO

YOU ARE HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

yes definitely because there is less hair in the way and you feel more free without having to tie or put your hair back

My barber cut my hair too short and now I look disturbingly like Forrest Gump, will I be able to run faster?

yes,eat pulses and leafy vegetable which contains adequate amount of vitamins and protines